Published Sunday October 21st, 2001

Hm, wouldnt it be great, if you could stop time? just put it on pause? and wouldnt it be much greater if you could selectively choose what would not be paused besides yourself when you pause time.... If i could do this then i would pause time, and make sure that my bed was not paused and id take a reeeaaallllyyy long nap. Id make sure that my stomach and blood and everything was paused but not my muscles and brain.. then i wouldnt have to eat, and i ouldnt be able to get tired... thus, id have to go explore this paused time.. id run as fast as i could.. and, id never get tired! because parts of my body are paused too! i could run accross oceans because i couldnt sink in the water, for the water would be paused! i could climb through the air because it would be paused as well! Id make sure that critical books and my computer weren't paused and thus id completely memorize every book, and not get tired because i cant! and if i got bored, id take another long nap! if i got restless id run around the world, not getting tired once! id go into the fbi buildings (of course, the doors wouldnt be paused) and id go read all theyre top secret files. Id walk up to osama bin laden and grafiti his face and then write a note and past it on bush's face of where laden is chillin'. I'd walk up to the backstreet boys and just randomly grafiti on them as well, as well as britney spears, N*!@**@#(#SYNC, Missy Eliot, Eminem, and all them other singers that annoy me. I'd then, go back to my computer and master everything there is to master, id program the worlds best, fastest, and uncrashable operating system. Id program 1209381093 games for that OS, programs and more! Id then move on and create songs and music and make them impossible to get off of the #1 stop on the charts. Id go replace all the stock market computer with windows boxes and laught. Id walk up to bill gates's computer and install linux and then create and run a program that echo's "HAHAHAHA!" over and over... in fact, i'll write that right now.... *min later* of my.. thats beautiful. lol.. shell script... 3 lines..(2 required) amazing.. lol! take that DOS! Once i did all this, id walk up to saddam hussein and smack him. and then, id go back to my computer and do whatever i hadnt done yet.... take a long nap, and unpause time.. to see what happenes.. and, then, most likely later, pause time again for another adventure! Hm, wouldnt it be great and fun if you could pause time....