Caterpillars are cool.
Published Saturday March 5th, 2005

I'm going to buy a hookah . .
I'm going to grow a giant mushroom . .
I'm going to lay on my giant mushroom . .
I'm going to smoke marihuana with my hookah . .
And tell little girls riddles . .

This is a very amusing song with German lyrics. It funny because of how falic the innuendo is.. If that makes sense. If you don't speak German... You're fucked. Yes. I said fuck. Terrible.

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My favourite by far.

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Random user comment of the entry:
Taken from here.
Mar 2, 2005 02:44 AM
hi ray!! have fun studying~
sushi dinner with the girls soon?

I hope you have all thoroughly enjoyed this semi-pointless entry.
Posted by Chelsea @ 17:11, March 05, 2005
i have

Posted by Chelsea @ 17:12, March 05, 2005
I rather have. I like that your weapon of choice is a muppet, nothing is better than a muppet used for a rampage.

Posted by Simon @ 00:27, March 06, 2005
thoroughly enjoyed... two very enthusiastic thumbs up! fine holiday fun!

Posted by marwin+ @ 10:25, March 06, 2005
... what the heck is that for music.... do you know schnappi?