Published Saturday March 5th, 2005

I'm going to buy a hookah . .
I'm going to grow a giant mushroom . .
I'm going to lay on my giant mushroom . .
I'm going to smoke marihuana with my hookah . .
And tell little girls riddles . .






This is a very amusing song with German lyrics. It funny because of how falic the innuendo is.. If that makes sense. If you don't speak German... You're fucked. Yes. I said fuck. Terrible.


More random memegens.

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	delicious
Your hugs are...	friendly
Your eyes...	light up a day
Your touch is...	heart warming
Your smell is...	amazing
Your smile is...	entrancing
Your love is...	unique
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Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Dork
Your Favorite Band/Song	Sneaker Pimps - Low Five
You Like To Read:	Teeny-Bopper magazines
You Firmly Believe In:	Abstinence
Everyone Thinks You Are:	An easy fuck
You Were Conceived:	In your dad's pinto
You Will Marry:	The high-school slut
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	seven
your best quality is	deep inside ur a good person
your worst quality is	nothing bad i can see...
this is because	Its who you are
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What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Hair
Special Talents Are	Nibbling
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At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be	Doctor
You will be worth	$596,324
Everyone will think you	Used to have a crush on them
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At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be	Cult Leader
You will be worth	$62,736
Everyone will think you	looked cuter in high school
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Your Stripper Info by radioface
first name
age
Stripper Name:	Muffy
Specialty:	the best lapdances
Customers say:	"Can legs DO that??"
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How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours	3
Minutes	44
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Me Love You Long Time by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are	Inseperable
Your meeting was by	Answered prayer
They are your	Protector
You are their	Sweetheart
Your love will	Never end
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Mullet Man
Super Power	Ability To Fly
Enemy	Trailer Trash Tom
Mode Of Transportation	City Bus
Weapon	Vinyl Records
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	A muppet
Your Favorite Target:	Emo-kids
Your Kill Count:	1,645,092,713
Your Battle Cry:	"Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	43
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$220,815,702,852,382
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 12%
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Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Who will play you:	Samuel L. Jackson
Who will play your love interest:	Salma Hayek
Weeks you will stay in the box office:	5
Song that will play during your love scene:	Whitesnake - Is This Love
Song that will play during your death:	Johnny Cash - Hurt
Your name:
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HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS by supanic
HOW BIG DO YOU THINK IT IS
FIRST NAME
1-16 INCHES	16
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A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
Look up:
Definition:	To laugh nervously, even when one doesn't get the joke, thusly providing immense amusement to those who actually get it.
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My favourite by far.

What is your emo band name? by spiralinghalo
Your band name is:	Threads of Vinyl
You sound like:	The Cure
You will be signed to:	Equal Vision Records
Your emo lyrics are:	"I want a girlfriend who will like me and not hook up with other guys behind my back"
Name:
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Random user comment of the entry:
Taken from here.
Mar 2, 2005 02:44 AM
hi ray!! have fun studying~
sushi dinner with the girls soon?



I hope you have all thoroughly enjoyed this semi-pointless entry.