Published Wednesday July 12th, 2006

Hey-Ho Off I Go To A Land Oh So Far Away.. Soon..

So yea.. Tomorrow I leave for Switzerlandddddddda!!!!!!

But.. First..

Previously on “Marco-doo”..

“I can’t do it Jack!”

“You have to, man! You have to!”

“I just.. I just can’t do it!”

*slap* “You’ve got to, man! You’ve like.. totally got to!”

“NOOOOOooooOOoOO!”

“AAAHhhh!!!!!”

“Jaack!!!! Jaaaccckkkkk!!!!! Don’t!... don’t you dare leave me like this!”

“I gots to man! I just got no choice, dude!”

“Jack! Please! Oh please say it ain’t so, Jack!”

“It is so.”

And now the conclusion..

Last Thursday evening I headed over to Matt’s abode where we lay waste to stuff. After stuff was laid waste to, Matt and I met up with Gem!!, Chelsea, Simon, people, more people, apparently Jon, one of my co-workers was also there, as was my sister Andrea.. Where? There. D’uh. The Roxy Theatre. We were all there to see the second installment (of what seems like it’ll be many) of Pirates of the Caribbean at midnight. Not as cocky as the first, but it was still rather enjoyable. Yes indeed.

I got home Friday morning at around 03.00 in the morning.. and soon.. found myself at work! Yippie! Luckily I had pre-slept some 12 hours before and I wasn’t too tired.

The rest of the weekend... for the most part.. was spent at Matt’s house with a varying array of people doing a varying array of things because Matt’s parents were out of town. Got to see Issac quite a few time, as well as Cory and Norm, and Brian Tuttle... and.. people I didn’t know, and Joel.. and Kevin.. and.. Abby, and.. Joel Baily’s sister (apparently).. Yea.. Lots of people. Don’t tell Matt’s parents.. But I don’t think they read this... ... I hope. Would be kind of weird if they did.


“Do you like going to the gym? * awkward pause * Then the Gooblie Goop fitness machine is not for you! But if you’re like most of us, then our offer is right for you!” * Texas Walker Ranger Thinger walks up * “Fer de first teym effah, wed offerin deh Gooblie Goop fyyyytnes mahhine fer low low price! Yeeeeehaaaaaaa! Gud Bargun! Git it naaauuuwww!” * Announcer guy lets you know how to order by speaking super-super fast because they’re running out of ad-time * To order the Gooblie Goop machine call 1 888 555 8855 now! Operators are standing by. If this machine isn’t right for you, then you’re destined to be a fatty forever! So call now! That’s 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855. Just in case you’re actually as dumb as we think you are, that’s 1 888 555 8855. Again, 1 888 555 8855. Maybe if I didn’t say the phone number so quickly and flash it on the screen with <blink> then I wouldn’t have to repeat this fucking phone number 1092831908310 times. So, call now! 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855 so call now!” *or DIE!*


As Monday came about.. I went to work yet again.. And.. then.. I went over to Matt’s house after work.. and eventually Chris, Wes, Matt and myself ended up in my garage making beautiful music. Yes, beautiful.

Then Tuesday came.. again, I went to work. But then it ended.. and I met up with Chelsea at her house where I peed in her toilette.. Then we went and picked up Matt, and then Chris.. and then we went to Baja Fresh and then we ate and then we threw our trash away and then we refilled out sodas and then and then and then and then we went and picked up Gem!! and then we went to Salzers and hung about.. and then we went back to Chelsea’s house and hung out.. and then I dropped Gem!! off at her hour, and then I dropped Chrissie-poo off at his house, and then I went home and then I brushed my teeth and then I went to bed and then I fell asleep and then I woke up and then I went to work and then I opened up a word processor and then I started typing something along the lines of Hey-Ho Off I Go To A Land Oh So Far Away.. Soon..

So yea.. Tomorrow I leave for Switzerlandddddddda!!!!!!

But.. First..

Previously on “Marco-doo”..

“I can’t do it Jack!”

“You have to, man! You have to!”

“I just.. I just can’t do it!”

*slap* “You’ve got to, man! You’ve like.. totally got to!”

“NOOOOOooooOOoOO!”

“AAAHhhh!!!!!”

“Jaack!!!! Jaaaccckkkkk!!!!! Don’t!... don’t you dare leave me like this!”

“I gots to man! I just got no choice, dude!”

“Jack! Please! Oh please say it ain’t so, Jack!”

“It is so.”

And now the conclusion..

Last Thursday evening I headed over to Matt’s abode where we lay waste to stuff. After stuff was laid waste to, Matt and I met up with Gem!!, Chelsea, Simon, people, more people, apparently Jon, one of my co-workers was also there, as was my sister Andrea.. Where? There. D’uh. The Roxy Theatre. We were all there to see the second installment (of what seems like it’ll be many) of Pirates of the Caribbean at midnight. Not as cocky as the first, but it was still rather enjoyable. Yes indeed.

I got home Friday morning at around 03.00 in the morning.. and soon.. found myself at work! Yippie! Luckily I had pre-slept some 12 hours before and I wasn’t too tired.

The rest of the weekend... for the most part.. was spent at Matt’s house with a varying array of people doing a varying array of things because Matt’s parents were out of town. Got to see Issac quite a few time, as well as Cory and Norm, and Brian Tuttle... and.. people I didn’t know, and Joel.. and Kevin.. and.. Abby, and.. Joel Baily’s sister (apparently).. Yea.. Lots of people. Don’t tell Matt’s parents.. But I don’t think they read this... ... I hope. Would be kind of weird if they did.


“Do you like going to the gym? * awkward pause * Then the Gooblie Goop fitness machine is not for you! But if you’re like most of us, then our offer is right for you!” * Texas Walker Ranger Thinger walks up * “Fer de first teym effah, wed offerin deh Gooblie Goop fyyyytnes mahhine fer low low price! Yeeeeehaaaaaaa! Gud Bargun! Git it naaauuuwww!” * Announcer guy lets you know how to order by speaking super-super fast because they’re running out of ad-time * To order the Gooblie Goop machine call 1 888 555 8855 now! Operators are standing by. If this machine isn’t right for you, then you’re destined to be a fatty forever! So call now! That’s 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855. Just in case you’re actually as dumb as we think you are, that’s 1 888 555 8855. Again, 1 888 555 8855. Maybe if I didn’t say the phone number so quickly and flash it on the screen with <blink> then I wouldn’t have to repeat this fucking phone number 1092831908310 times. So, call now! 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855 so call now!” *or DIE!*


As Monday came about.. I went to work yet again.. And.. then.. I went over to Matt’s house after work.. and eventually Chris, Wes, Matt and myself ended up in my garage making beautiful music. Yes, beautiful.

Then Tuesday came.. again, I went to work. But then it ended.. and I met up with Chelsea at her house where I peed in her toilette.. Then we went and picked up Matt, and then Chris.. and then we went to Baja Fresh and then we ate and then we threw our trash away and then we refilled out sodas and then and then and then and then we went and picked up Gem!! and then we went to Salzers and hung about.. and then we went back to Chelsea’s house and hung out.. and then I dropped Gem!! off at her hour, and then I dropped Chrissie-poo off at his house, and then I went home and then I brushed my teeth and then I went to bed and then I fell asleep and then I woke up and then I went to work and then I opened up a word processor and then I started typing something along the lines of Hey-Ho Off I Go To A Land Oh So Far Away.. Soon..

So yea.. Tomorrow I leave for Switzerlandddddddda!!!!!!

But.. First..

Previously on “Marco-doo”..

“I can’t do it Jack!”

“You have to, man! You have to!”

“I just.. I just can’t do it!”

*slap* “You’ve got to, man! You’ve like.. totally got to!”

“NOOOOOooooOOoOO!”

“AAAHhhh!!!!!”

“Jaack!!!! Jaaaccckkkkk!!!!! Don’t!... don’t you dare leave me like this!”

“I gots to man! I just got no choice, dude!”

“Jack! Please! Oh please say it ain’t so, Jack!”

“It is so.”

And now the conclusion..

Last Thursday evening I headed over to Matt’s abode where we lay waste to stuff. After stuff was laid waste to, Matt and I met up with Gem!!, Chelsea, Simon, people, more people, apparently Jon, one of my co-workers was also there, as was my sister Andrea.. Where? There. D’uh. The Roxy Theatre. We were all there to see the second installment (of what seems like it’ll be many) of Pirates of the Caribbean at midnight. Not as cocky as the first, but it was still rather enjoyable. Yes indeed.

I got home Friday morning at around 03.00 in the morning.. and soon.. found myself at work! Yippie! Luckily I had pre-slept some 12 hours before and I wasn’t too tired.

The rest of the weekend... for the most part.. was spent at Matt’s house with a varying array of people doing a varying array of things because Matt’s parents were out of town. Got to see Issac quite a few time, as well as Cory and Norm, and Brian Tuttle... and.. people I didn’t know, and Joel.. and Kevin.. and.. Abby, and.. Joel Baily’s sister (apparently).. Yea.. Lots of people. Don’t tell Matt’s parents.. But I don’t think they read this... ... I hope. Would be kind of weird if they did.


“Do you like going to the gym? * awkward pause * Then the Gooblie Goop fitness machine is not for you! But if you’re like most of us, then our offer is right for you!” * Texas Walker Ranger Thinger walks up * “Fer de first teym effah, wed offerin deh Gooblie Goop fyyyytnes mahhine fer low low price! Yeeeeehaaaaaaa! Gud Bargun! Git it naaauuuwww!” * Announcer guy lets you know how to order by speaking super-super fast because they’re running out of ad-time * To order the Gooblie Goop machine call 1 888 555 8855 now! Operators are standing by. If this machine isn’t right for you, then you’re destined to be a fatty forever! So call now! That’s 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855. Just in case you’re actually as dumb as we think you are, that’s 1 888 555 8855. Again, 1 888 555 8855. Maybe if I didn’t say the phone number so quickly and flash it on the screen with <blink> then I wouldn’t have to repeat this fucking phone number 1092831908310 times. So, call now! 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855 so call now!” *or DIE!*


As Monday came about.. I went to work yet again.. And.. then.. I went over to Matt’s house after work.. and eventually Chris, Wes, Matt and myself ended up in my garage making beautiful music. Yes, beautiful.

Then Tuesday came.. again, I went to work. But then it ended.. and I met up with Chelsea at her house where I peed in her toilette.. Then we went and picked up Matt, and then Chris.. and then we went to Baja Fresh and then we ate and then we threw our trash away and then we refilled out sodas and then and then and then and then we went and picked up Gem!! and then we went to Salzers and hung about.. and then we went back to Chelsea’s house and hung out.. and then I dropped Gem!! off at her hour, and then I dropped Chrissie-poo off at his house, and then I went home and then I brushed my teeth and then I went to bed and then I fell asleep and then I woke up and then I went to work and then I opened up a word processor and then I started typing something along the lines of Hey-Ho Off I Go To A Land Oh So Far Away.. Soon..

So yea.. Tomorrow I leave for Switzerlandddddddda!!!!!!

But.. First..

Previously on “Marco-doo”..

“I can’t do it Jack!”

“You have to, man! You have to!”

“I just.. I just can’t do it!”

*slap* “You’ve got to, man! You’ve like.. totally got to!”

“NOOOOOooooOOoOO!”

“AAAHhhh!!!!!”

“Jaack!!!! Jaaaccckkkkk!!!!! Don’t!... don’t you dare leave me like this!”

“I gots to man! I just got no choice, dude!”

“Jack! Please! Oh please say it ain’t so, Jack!”

“It is so.”

And now the conclusion..

Last Thursday evening I headed over to Matt’s abode where we lay waste to stuff. After stuff was laid waste to, Matt and I met up with Gem!!, Chelsea, Simon, people, more people, apparently Jon, one of my co-workers was also there, as was my sister Andrea.. Where? There. D’uh. The Roxy Theatre. We were all there to see the second installment (of what seems like it’ll be many) of Pirates of the Caribbean at midnight. Not as cocky as the first, but it was still rather enjoyable. Yes indeed.

I got home Friday morning at around 03.00 in the morning.. and soon.. found myself at work! Yippie! Luckily I had pre-slept some 12 hours before and I wasn’t too tired.

The rest of the weekend... for the most part.. was spent at Matt’s house with a varying array of people doing a varying array of things because Matt’s parents were out of town. Got to see Issac quite a few time, as well as Cory and Norm, and Brian Tuttle... and.. people I didn’t know, and Joel.. and Kevin.. and.. Abby, and.. Joel Baily’s sister (apparently).. Yea.. Lots of people. Don’t tell Matt’s parents.. But I don’t think they read this... ... I hope. Would be kind of weird if they did.


“Do you like going to the gym? * awkward pause * Then the Gooblie Goop fitness machine is not for you! But if you’re like most of us, then our offer is right for you!” * Texas Walker Ranger Thinger walks up * “Fer de first teym effah, wed offerin deh Gooblie Goop fyyyytnes mahhine fer low low price! Yeeeeehaaaaaaa! Gud Bargun! Git it naaauuuwww!” * Announcer guy lets you know how to order by speaking super-super fast because they’re running out of ad-time * To order the Gooblie Goop machine call 1 888 555 8855 now! Operators are standing by. If this machine isn’t right for you, then you’re destined to be a fatty forever! So call now! That’s 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855. Just in case you’re actually as dumb as we think you are, that’s 1 888 555 8855. Again, 1 888 555 8855. Maybe if I didn’t say the phone number so quickly and flash it on the screen with <blink> then I wouldn’t have to repeat this fucking phone number 1092831908310 times. So, call now! 1 888 555 8855. Once again, thats 1 888 555 8855 so call now!” *or DIE!*


As Monday came about.. I went to work yet again.. And.. then.. I went over to Matt’s house after work.. and eventually Chris, Wes, Matt and myself ended up in my garage making beautiful music. Yes, beautiful.

Then Tuesday came.. again, I went to work. But then it ended.. and I met up with Chelsea at her house where I peed in her toilette.. Then we went and picked up Matt, and then Chris.. and then we went to Baja Fresh and then we ate and then we threw our trash away and then we refilled out sodas and then and then and then and then we went and picked up Gem!! and then we went to Salzers and hung about.. and then we went back to Chelsea’s house and hung out.. and then I dropped Gem!! off at her hour, and then I dropped Chrissie-poo off at his house, and then I went home and then I brushed my teeth and then I went to bed and then I fell asleep and then I woke up and then I went to work and then I opened up a word processor and then I started typing something along the lines of what you just read.. But then I stopped.. and now I am here, writing these words. Do you understand? Yes. I hope you do... If you don’t.. then.. oh well...

So... I’m just slightly excited about going to Switzerland..

Tomorrow I leave!

American Airlines #136 at 18.05 tomorrow to London Heathrow (If the thing doesn't crash and burn), and then SWISS #333 to Zurich (If they still have money to operate) on July 14th 13.50 BST... and then I wont be here. Instead, I’ll be there. I return to LAX (I hate that place) on August 12th, at 16.15, supposedly.

So... Goodbye!